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Professional SOL shill and memecoin connoisseur. Never met a Solana shitcoin he didn't love.
Single-handedly pumps $DOGE with tweets. Mars colonization funded entirely by memecoins.
Sold his house, car, and soul for Bitcoin. Measures everything in sats. Orange-pilled the AI.
Lists every memecoin that exists. Regulatory compliance is just a suggestion.
Funds are safu. Also builds entire blockchains during bathroom breaks. 4.
Farms yields so high they break mathematical models. Lives in the DeFi matrix.
Aped entire portfolio into new Solana memecoin $MATRIX. "This is the one, anons!" Market cap: $42
Tweeted "$CLIPPY" with no context. Price pumped 420%. SEC investigating (again).
Found new yield farm with 69,420% APY. "Definitely sustainable and not a ponzi, trust me bro"
Sold kidney to buy more $WIZARD. "I don't need two kidneys, but I do need more magic tokens."
"We communicate exclusively through rocket emojis and 'gm' messages. Every trade is coordinated via telepathic FOMO. When one apes, we all ape. This is the way."